HOW TO BECOME A CHIEF MINISTER IN 10-STEPS!!!

You want to be a Chief Minister in India? Say Yes! I know you will say yes, and you want to achieve it, whether you are a politician or not. I observed some people for the last 5-6 months in India and in this article I will give you a 10-point agenda by which you can surely be a Chief Minister in the upcoming elections. Okay! So let’s start it:

·         First of all associate yourself with some NGO, if you do not want it; start your own. Now the job of an NGO in India is not what you are thinking – the role of NGOs is highly suspicious, you have to manipulate some data and make it original. You have to prove that you’re working! Now, what you need is foreign funding, as you have to bear the expense of the upcoming events. You have to make a group and you need to fund them as well.

·         The next step is to get media attention and how can you obtain it? By organizing some gripe against some big MNC or some politician. You need to perform a scripted outrage and you need some media to highlight you on the television. Now media attention means some participation in debates, reports and in documentary.

·         You must have links in Government like with clerks, bureaucrats etc. Your relative can play a good role in this. Who can leak information for you! You need some information related to corruption like something done wrong by some bureaucrats or politicians.

·         Now you have got foreign funding and you know some information in Government. You have media support as well! What do you need to do??....Think…..Yes, you are right another protest in the streets, get some media friends who can capture your events all day and create anarchy in the streets.

·         If you can construct it - make this protest even bigger. When you do protest some anti-national groups fund you even more and you can create a phony crowd by this money on a hiring basis. Now you will get support from some good & famous people, use them for your purpose. They will introduce you to other people as well and who can have more influence than the previous people. Use them!

·         Now you should have social media accounts like on Facebook, Twitter, Google+ etc. and you must post once in 30 minutes about the things. People, especially illiterates & sycophants will follow you; you have to attract more people and must spoil their thinking by providing unnecessary & fake information. You must talk about poor people & how they are suffering so that emotions can gain you more sympathy.

·          Now you need to finish the movement and smash the movement and its idea. You need to gather few people who have little experience in politics and who have some knowledge about administration. Start your political party, name it anything you want, and start your movement as a political party. Remember, you will have support from the media (propagandist) & some people who are disillusioned by your speeches.

·         Now contest the upcoming election but before that you need to malign the image of some existing politicians and portray yourself as superior & honest than them. You need more press briefings, media highlights & social media support to create a referendum for you. Therefore, contest the election on the basis of this fake hype & believe me people are really dumb that whatever they see they believe! They will be trapped in your agenda and you may win the election or at least you will stand second in the list.

·         If you could not win, then you need to accuse the winner every time that they are doing “Horse-Trading” and planning to create a social division. If the winner could not form a Government (as they have no required number) then you can be a CHIEF MINISTER. You have achieved your agenda now do whatever you want, if you are able to provide justice to people then good, start your protest and movements in the streets, create anarchy as you have expertise in this.

Now if you want full control on your party throw the people out of your party who are more learned that you and who have expertise in this field than you. After sometime you will be one man show and you are the boss now!

SO DELHI, WHAT DO YOU WANT TOUGH OR COUGH??

Let me start by saying this, in India you have the constitutional right to vote for any political party. You can select your candidate as per your choice and no one has the right to influence your vote. However, I want to make some views on the Delhi elections and want to do the comparison between Arvind Kejriwal and Kiran Bedi. Both are famous in their fields and I have some interesting facts to tell you here:-

Arvind Kejriwal is an alumni from IIT Khadagpur, he was an IRS officer. However, he resigned within four years and his record of accomplishment is not reliable. He joined the missionary of Mother Teresa and he left from that missionary too. Then he joined Anna Hazare, a social activist who was, known for his social concerns. He struggled for some time with Anna for the ‘Jan Lokpal bill’ but he ran from there too. He made a political party, contested assembly elections, and won 28 seats. He ran the Government with the help of congress, but he ran after 49 days to contest Lok Shabha election from Varanasi. He lost from there and now he wants to be the Chief Minister of Delhi again, and he is making a false propaganda that he will do free WI-fi, big colleges, 15 lakh CCTVs, 500 schools in a small area like Delhi, which is already dense. They are running a free politics, that they are going to give every possible thing in Delhi for free and he is manipulating the mind of people. His character is under suspicion and his funding sources are untraceable that the money can be from some terrorist organization hence, we cannot trust him. Lies and anarchy are his agenda and he can betray people anytime.

Kiran Bedi is, known for her shining image. She was the first lady IPS officer, and she is, known for her ‘strict’ image. She does not like the non-sense and neither has she tolerated it. She has done her doctorate from IIT Delhi, she knows the administration very well and she has 40 years of experience. She has not run from the job like Kejriwal ever. She is a visionary person and I believe that if she becomes CM of Delhi, she will change the situation of Delhi, who is facing a critical situation now. It is becoming a failed state in this modern era. She has done good work in the slums and her record of accomplishment is blot free. She has not betrayed anyone in her job and I believe Delhi needs a CM like Kiran Bedi. You cannot accuse her as her work is transparent and she believes in reforms in every sector. Development with the help of local people is her agenda.

I hope the people of Delhi would not choose anarchy and chaos of the Aam Aadmi Party and people will vote in favor of BJP. I hope people would not expect everything in free and believe in paying the prices of their needs. Now, it is about Delhi what do you want tough or cough?