HOW TO BECOME A CHIEF MINISTER IN 10-STEPS!!!

You want to be a Chief Minister in India? Say Yes! I know you will say yes, and you want to achieve it, whether you are a politician or not. I observed some people for the last 5-6 months in India and in this article I will give you a 10-point agenda by which you can surely be a Chief Minister in the upcoming elections. Okay! So let’s start it:

·         First of all associate yourself with some NGO, if you do not want it; start your own. Now the job of an NGO in India is not what you are thinking – the role of NGOs is highly suspicious, you have to manipulate some data and make it original. You have to prove that you’re working! Now, what you need is foreign funding, as you have to bear the expense of the upcoming events. You have to make a group and you need to fund them as well.

·         The next step is to get media attention and how can you obtain it? By organizing some gripe against some big MNC or some politician. You need to perform a scripted outrage and you need some media to highlight you on the television. Now media attention means some participation in debates, reports and in documentary.

·         You must have links in Government like with clerks, bureaucrats etc. Your relative can play a good role in this. Who can leak information for you! You need some information related to corruption like something done wrong by some bureaucrats or politicians.

·         Now you have got foreign funding and you know some information in Government. You have media support as well! What do you need to do??....Think…..Yes, you are right another protest in the streets, get some media friends who can capture your events all day and create anarchy in the streets.

·         If you can construct it - make this protest even bigger. When you do protest some anti-national groups fund you even more and you can create a phony crowd by this money on a hiring basis. Now you will get support from some good & famous people, use them for your purpose. They will introduce you to other people as well and who can have more influence than the previous people. Use them!

·         Now you should have social media accounts like on Facebook, Twitter, Google+ etc. and you must post once in 30 minutes about the things. People, especially illiterates & sycophants will follow you; you have to attract more people and must spoil their thinking by providing unnecessary & fake information. You must talk about poor people & how they are suffering so that emotions can gain you more sympathy.

·          Now you need to finish the movement and smash the movement and its idea. You need to gather few people who have little experience in politics and who have some knowledge about administration. Start your political party, name it anything you want, and start your movement as a political party. Remember, you will have support from the media (propagandist) & some people who are disillusioned by your speeches.

·         Now contest the upcoming election but before that you need to malign the image of some existing politicians and portray yourself as superior & honest than them. You need more press briefings, media highlights & social media support to create a referendum for you. Therefore, contest the election on the basis of this fake hype & believe me people are really dumb that whatever they see they believe! They will be trapped in your agenda and you may win the election or at least you will stand second in the list.

·         If you could not win, then you need to accuse the winner every time that they are doing “Horse-Trading” and planning to create a social division. If the winner could not form a Government (as they have no required number) then you can be a CHIEF MINISTER. You have achieved your agenda now do whatever you want, if you are able to provide justice to people then good, start your protest and movements in the streets, create anarchy as you have expertise in this.

Now if you want full control on your party throw the people out of your party who are more learned that you and who have expertise in this field than you. After sometime you will be one man show and you are the boss now!

THE REAL 'AAM AADMI'

There is a political party in New Delhi, which use to portray themselves as the crusaders of the poor people in short ‘Messiah of Aam Aadmi’, the party is – Aam Aadmi Party. I simply call them as ‘Dharna Party.’ Their specialty – nothing, just to abuse few politicians and corporate and their motif is to create anarchy. However, why, the hell I am talking about them? I need to talk about the real voice of ‘Aam Aadmi.’ I would not discuss some people who always shame the common person and live a two faced life by the name of ‘common man.’

R. K. Laxman the famous cartoonist is no more among us. He inhaled his last breath on 26 January 2015 in Pune, Maharashtra, India. He was 94 years old, and a person who has contributed so much for the freedom of expression by his cartoons. He was associated with The Times of India since 1951, and his cartoons were the daily part of everyone’s life. He criticized many famous people of India, including former Prime Minister Indira Gandhi by his cartoons. He was the voice of ‘common man’ in the India and always raised the issues that had social concerns. He struggled for the liberty of media and freedom of speech; at the time of emergency, and then he disapproved the ideology and policies of Indira Gandhi. There are very few people, who raised the voice for the poor people and stood with the right thing - R. K. Laxman was one of them.

I made a rough character sketch between the real ‘Aam Aadmi’ and some people who try to be the ‘crusaders’ of poor and common people. I feel hurt that Mr. Laxman is no more- a voice is now silent. The tone that showed Government the real meaning of democracy and aware them with the problems of poor people. May he rest in peace! I hope the so-called political party of New Delhi could learn the real meaning of ‘common man’ from his cartoons and stop creating chaos in New Delhi. Thanks for reading it.

How Convocations Can Help You Live a Better Life!

On 11 December, this year I witnessed the most awaiting event in the life of a scholar. The event gives you the feeling that you have passed your graduation successfully. This event has a bigger importance, believe me, you should not miss this event by any means, and if you are out of the city-, you should come, if you are doing a job- you should come! I mean you should visit your college by any means – I am talking about, convocation.

You can say this is the most awaited event after completing your graduation. You visit your college once again (perhaps for the last time), you meet all the familiar faces who made your life miserable for the last 3-4 years, ha-ha! You meet your teachers and share your life after the college; you talk about various vicissitudes, which you are experiencing after college.  You talk about your memories, which you have shared with your friends. You get a chance to see your college architecture once again, and you feel nostalgic by seeing every corner of it.

I got a chance similar like every other scholar. I met my closest friends, my faculties, old crush and many other familiar faces. It was a great feeling to meet them once again, felt overwhelmed and relived the four years of my graduation. I missed every one of them, and you know this 11 December passed quickly, that I cannot describe. All the handsome boys and pretty chicks were looking extremely adorable.

I wish I could relive my college life once again, but you know it is not possible. We cannot go back to the college, sit in the canteen, stare elegant people and do whatever we wish. No, it is not possible. When we are living something or going through a phase, we always hate it, but when we finish that phase - we miss those memories too much. I miss my college too much, I love my college, and I miss those memories.

I can agree on the popular phrase, ″No knowledge without college”, it is true about the college life!