You
want to be a Chief Minister in India? Say Yes! I know you will say yes, and you
want to achieve it, whether you are a politician or not. I observed some people
for the last 5-6 months in India and in this article I will give you a 10-point
agenda by which you can surely be a Chief Minister in the upcoming elections.
Okay! So let’s start it:
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First of all
associate yourself with some NGO, if you do not want it; start your own. Now the
job of an NGO in India is not what you are thinking – the role of NGOs is
highly suspicious, you have to manipulate some data and make it original. You have
to prove that you’re working! Now, what you need is foreign funding, as you
have to bear the expense of the upcoming events. You have to make a group and
you need to fund them as well.
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The next step is
to get media attention and how can you obtain it? By organizing some gripe
against some big MNC or some politician. You need to perform a scripted outrage
and you need some media to highlight you on the television. Now media attention
means some participation in debates, reports and in documentary.
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You must have links
in Government like with clerks, bureaucrats etc. Your relative can play a good
role in this. Who can leak information for you! You need some information
related to corruption like something done wrong by some bureaucrats or
politicians.
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Now you have got
foreign funding and you know some information in Government. You have media
support as well! What do you need to do??....Think…..Yes, you are right another
protest in the streets, get some media friends who can capture your events all
day and create anarchy in the streets.
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If you can
construct it - make this protest even bigger. When you do protest some
anti-national groups fund you even more and you can create a phony crowd by
this money on a hiring basis. Now you will get support from some good & famous
people, use them for your purpose. They will introduce you to other people as
well and who can have more influence than the previous people. Use them!
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Now you should
have social media accounts like on Facebook, Twitter, Google+ etc. and you must
post once in 30 minutes about the things. People, especially illiterates &
sycophants will follow you; you have to attract more people and must spoil
their thinking by providing unnecessary & fake information. You must talk
about poor people & how they are suffering so that emotions can gain you
more sympathy.
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Now you need to finish the movement and smash
the movement and its idea. You need to gather few people who have little
experience in politics and who have some knowledge about administration. Start your
political party, name it anything you want, and start your movement as a
political party. Remember, you will have support from the media (propagandist)
& some people who are disillusioned by your speeches.
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Now contest the
upcoming election but before that you need to malign the image of some existing
politicians and portray yourself as superior & honest than them. You need
more press briefings, media highlights & social media support to create a referendum
for you. Therefore, contest the election on the basis of this fake hype &
believe me people are really dumb that whatever they see they believe! They
will be trapped in your agenda and you may win the election or at least you
will stand second in the list.
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If you could not
win, then you need to accuse the winner every time that they are doing “Horse-Trading”
and planning to create a social division. If the winner could not form a
Government (as they have no required number) then you can be a CHIEF MINISTER. You
have achieved your agenda now do whatever you want, if you are able to provide
justice to people then good, start your protest and movements in the streets,
create anarchy as you have expertise in this.
Now if you want full control on your party throw the
people out of your party who are more learned that you and who have expertise
in this field than you. After sometime you will be one man show and you are the
boss now!
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