HOW TO BECOME A CHIEF MINISTER IN 10-STEPS!!!

You want to be a Chief Minister in India? Say Yes! I know you will say yes, and you want to achieve it, whether you are a politician or not. I observed some people for the last 5-6 months in India and in this article I will give you a 10-point agenda by which you can surely be a Chief Minister in the upcoming elections. Okay! So let’s start it:

·         First of all associate yourself with some NGO, if you do not want it; start your own. Now the job of an NGO in India is not what you are thinking – the role of NGOs is highly suspicious, you have to manipulate some data and make it original. You have to prove that you’re working! Now, what you need is foreign funding, as you have to bear the expense of the upcoming events. You have to make a group and you need to fund them as well.

·         The next step is to get media attention and how can you obtain it? By organizing some gripe against some big MNC or some politician. You need to perform a scripted outrage and you need some media to highlight you on the television. Now media attention means some participation in debates, reports and in documentary.

·         You must have links in Government like with clerks, bureaucrats etc. Your relative can play a good role in this. Who can leak information for you! You need some information related to corruption like something done wrong by some bureaucrats or politicians.

·         Now you have got foreign funding and you know some information in Government. You have media support as well! What do you need to do??....Think…..Yes, you are right another protest in the streets, get some media friends who can capture your events all day and create anarchy in the streets.

·         If you can construct it - make this protest even bigger. When you do protest some anti-national groups fund you even more and you can create a phony crowd by this money on a hiring basis. Now you will get support from some good & famous people, use them for your purpose. They will introduce you to other people as well and who can have more influence than the previous people. Use them!

·         Now you should have social media accounts like on Facebook, Twitter, Google+ etc. and you must post once in 30 minutes about the things. People, especially illiterates & sycophants will follow you; you have to attract more people and must spoil their thinking by providing unnecessary & fake information. You must talk about poor people & how they are suffering so that emotions can gain you more sympathy.

·          Now you need to finish the movement and smash the movement and its idea. You need to gather few people who have little experience in politics and who have some knowledge about administration. Start your political party, name it anything you want, and start your movement as a political party. Remember, you will have support from the media (propagandist) & some people who are disillusioned by your speeches.

·         Now contest the upcoming election but before that you need to malign the image of some existing politicians and portray yourself as superior & honest than them. You need more press briefings, media highlights & social media support to create a referendum for you. Therefore, contest the election on the basis of this fake hype & believe me people are really dumb that whatever they see they believe! They will be trapped in your agenda and you may win the election or at least you will stand second in the list.

·         If you could not win, then you need to accuse the winner every time that they are doing “Horse-Trading” and planning to create a social division. If the winner could not form a Government (as they have no required number) then you can be a CHIEF MINISTER. You have achieved your agenda now do whatever you want, if you are able to provide justice to people then good, start your protest and movements in the streets, create anarchy as you have expertise in this.

Now if you want full control on your party throw the people out of your party who are more learned that you and who have expertise in this field than you. After sometime you will be one man show and you are the boss now!

Is It Necessary?

These days I am reading some news on the television that our Government will cancel the subject of “German” language from Kendriya Vidyalaya throughout the nation. They are saying, they will teach “Sanskrit” instead of “German”. So, is it necessary to do this? I mean what is the inevitability regarding this? Is there urgency that somebody will counter us if we do not do this? No, there is no urgency but the question is about remembering your glorious past and respecting its values.
The Indian culture, especially Hinduism, has a big history. People use to say it is 5000 years old, but I do not believe it because Vedas were written for more than thousands and thousands years ago. A number of great “Maharishi” contributed their part in the formation of the Vedas and this contribution was collaborated by a great “Maharishi” named as Ved Vyas, he divided or differentiated the Vedas equally. They wrote this knowledge in Sanskrit, not in English, German or French. There is a huge knowledge in these Vedas and Purana. Indian people do not need to look at Foreigners for technology and knowledge. If we read these scriptures, Granth (knowledge books) etc. we will acquire so much knowledge. We seriously do not need to look at other countries and discourage our nation, and its values.
German language or any foreign language can provide us the job of a freelancer or an interpreter, but these languages would not give us the knowledge and true meaning of life. It is because the grammar and literature are limited; it is not much. The language, which has limited grammar and limited literature, is not complete and it cannot provide us deeper knowledge about anything. On the contrary, Sanskrit has a wide grammar and there are billions of “Slokas”, which has a complete meaning about every aspect of the life. The language is preserved for the last thousands and thousands years, and I want it to be learned by next generations too. That is why I am favoring Sanskrit over German language.
I advise students to learn as much as the languages they can. They should learn the new advancements in the technology, but people should connect well with the roots of the nation too. They should respect their values, culture and traditions, but they should not feel discouraged about anything, which makes them think that it is valueless in this time. I hope I have raised my feelings from the bottom of my heart.